"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
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Those little portions of time, overpowering reminders of why I live here. Inspiration found in the dirty glamour, in the cold sunsets, and the realization that every one, every body, is here for a quick minute, making their own way, stumbling through earthly existence, accumulating temporary possessions. Realizing His call to lift peoples heads long enough to see Jesus.
Dylan Thomas (via worshipgifs)
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
One Direction Worst Performance
I’m literally watching this 3th time and still can’t breath
I CANT SSTOP LAUGHING
JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE CRIED
Zayn’s voice got me
im really scared like what will historians study about the 21st century
‘oh yes.. the gangnam style’
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